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A bum mess is when a person rather unfortunately soils their undergarments with feces. Leaving quite a rechid and horrid smell
It smells like you made a bum mess.
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To ask someone for a cigarette
"Aye do you think i cud bum a stoge?"
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A comical way to describe a woman, as they have a "bum" both at the front and rear.
as used by Jimmy Carr
stopping in with the double bum tonight
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1. A person who fights using their bum as a weapon.
2. A person who rampantly relishes in the glory of bumsex.
Goeff Capes is a big bum warrior.
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Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex
Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!
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When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.
Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.
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Anal sex without any lubrication
I`ve run out of vaseline, baby oil, cooking oil and all other substances capable of reducing the coefficient of friction between my cock and your arse. This will probably hurt as I must inevitably dry bum you with all the bestial vigour of a prize rottweiler.
I`ve got diarrhea at the moment so it won`t be that bad for me but don`t forget its my turn next.
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