A bum mess is when a person rather unfortunately soils their undergarments with feces. Leaving quite a rechid and horrid smell
It smells like you made a bum mess.
A comical way to describe a woman, as they have a "bum" both at the front and rear.
as used by Jimmy Carr
stopping in with the double bum tonight
1. A person who fights using their bum as a weapon.
2. A person who rampantly relishes in the glory of bumsex.
Goeff Capes is a big bum warrior.
Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex
Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!
When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.
Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.
A Bum Bagger, someone who proudly wears a bum bag or aka fanny pack like it's 1962.
Mate, have you seen that bum bagger over there with his glittery bum bag!
Keep that Bum Botherer away from me, I drink from the furry cup!