The term Rubber Band Button is referring to;
A blown O-ring.
Or
A worn out Butt hole.
Aka
A swollen sphincter wrinkle.
He pushed my Rubber Band Button for so long, it has completely lost all its elasticity, causing inconvenient leakage.
When one of your buttons is fucked up. Then you take it away and remove the attachment it works better than before.
My name is Liam and all my buttons have gone thru the "fucked up button" process.
Acronym. Short for “I Don’t Give A Flip,” or depending on the situation it’s “I Don’t Give A Fuck” (some situation just call for the fuck). Denotes apathy and “fed-upedness.”
This has been a shitty week. My IDGAF button is stuck in the on button
Acronym. Short for “I don’t give a flip” (depending on the situation, it’s “fuck.” An internal button that automatically switches on when you are fed up with something.
This week at work sucked. My IDGAF button has been stuck in the on position for three days now.
"She was ready to go once I put my finger on the velvet button."
This is the game given to the habit of some people of pausing TV shows or films mid-flow in order to read text that is displayed on screen.
This phenomenon wasn't very common a couple of decades ago, but the ability to pause a TV show or film and retain crystal clear quality has caused the occurrences of this to rise in number. Often the people pausing the screen will pause in the hopes of learning some extra information about what's going on or maybe see some inside jokes. While sometimes they are right, more often than not the information will add nothing to the experience.
Can be very annoying for people who just want to watch the show.
"At least if she has Pause Button OCD it means you can run to the toilet while she reads it"
When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button
I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis