senior camp-out

Your last chance to fuck all the people you didn't get to in high school, while getting wasted with your classmates that you lowkey hate.

"Dude I'm pretty sure I fucked Ashley, Tori, and Heaven at the senior camp-out, but I was too drunk to remember"

7👍 2👎

silver lake camp

silver lake is the most beautiful place on earth. it is where you make forever bonds with your best friends who become your sisters. you will make friendships that will last a lifetime. you are extremely lucky if you go to silver lake, it will be your second home for the summer and all the other summers to come.

me: i'm going to silver lake camp this summer
friend: ohhh ur so lucky silver lake camp is the best

6👍 2👎

long lake camp

you know you go to long lake when :
- you put nutella on everything

- you long for pizza night

- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish

- you live for bagel sunday

- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night

- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing

- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session

- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times

- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical

- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit

- you drink the enhanced water

- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show

- you miss dublin

- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent

- all your friends are crazy talented

- you lose all your socks by the end of camp

- the word “sports” haunts you

- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show

- you know where urinetown is

- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack

- you’ve been branched

- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy

- you know all the calls during announcements

- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders

jeff scares you

- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)

- literally none of your counselors are from america

- you put on some POUNDS at camp

- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(

long lake camp is my favorite place on earth.

._camp_.camp..max

._camp_.camp..max is my bestie and we make edits ig

._camp_.camp..max Is funny as hell

Band Camp Residue

n.
Band Camp Residue can really only be know to those in a marching band. Band Camp Residue may consist of the following: sweat,sunblock,bug spray,grass,dirt,other's residue,spit(for those next to someone who can't figure out when/how to empty their spit valves),and things invisible to the untrained eye: fear of failure,frustration and desperation. Residue gradually builds up during the day and the physical effects can be washed away with soap and water. As for the psychological effects,however,the only cure is more practice and/or more Cowbell.

Jenna: I feel gross.
Me: It's Band Camp Residue.

white people camping

Essentially camping but with a kitchen stove and bringing all necessities

Let’s go camping! But not actual camping, white people camping

Sleep Away Camp

The most magical place on earth where kids ages 8-16 go for 7 weeks. They make memories, have fun and hangout with their bestfriends. Many popular camps are Tyler Hill, Timberlake, Ponitac, Lokanda, Bryn Mawr, Trails End and many more. Camp is sometimes called a summer home or second home.

"what Sleep Away Camp do you go to? Thc, wbu? Oh, I go to TEC!