Skip da chip
I’m lovin’ da dip so much I’m using fingers only.... thanks but I I’m gonna skip da chip!
When you are in a awkward situation or a bad situation that you need to get out of. Can be used almost anytime it will apply to situations like in gaming, Parties, Get together and even a family reunion.
Me: Sorry bro I have to dip like a chip.
Friend: Ohh chilled bro will see u another time.
When her nipples are so tiny that you are left with no choice but to envision chocolate chips
Dude did you see Hannah’s tit pics, holy shit she has chocolate chip nips man those things are tiny!
Someone that, after a certain amount of beverages, disappears into the night, later to be found sneakily eating a copious amount of chips. Generally, the DCB ends their night with chip debris, or cheeto powder, all over their face.
May be abbreviated to DCB, which is close to another abbreviation, DB (abbreviation for douche bag). Coincidence? I think not.
You: "When and where'd you get that bag of Cheetos, Jon? How have you already eaten half of those, and how the hell did you sneak them into the strip club? What's wrong with you?"
Friend: "Oh, don't worry about him. He's a DCB (Drunken Chip Bandit)."
DCB/Jon: "nomnom crunchcrunchcrunch"
When a girl wipes from back to front, getting fecal matter on/in/around her vagina. This also makes the vagina smell like it’s housing a rotted miscarriage.
Person 1: Yea dude. I went over to her place to hook up, and when I took her panties off, I realized she had a bad case of chocolate chip pussy.
Person 2: Fuck man, that’s nasty.
Dried leavings on your face after a night of eating pussy.
Heidi came on my face so much last night that I let it dry and peeled it off and ate it like pussy tater chips.
When a country boy with a big messy beard does oral on his favorite gal and the juices get all over his beard, then dries out. Once dried out, said country boy can peel off the "chips" and eat as a nice salty snack. Mm mm good!
So good, makes you want to slap your momma!
Me and my girl had fun last night and I even got to eat some redneck tater chips too!