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When a female doesn't properly wipe her anus after pooping then during anal sex her male lover ejaculates sperm so far up her ass that when she shits it comes out in a milky chocolate color.
My girlfriend was extremely constipated after we were done chocolate milking and was screaming on the toilet when as she felt my semen slide out with her poop.
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I'm not a fan of cherry chocolate, thats for sure
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"he was a cruiser of the chocolate boulevard"
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When you take a shit on your partners face and wipe it around with your dick. Quickly after blow your load in your partners mouth.
Damn, they might as well call me the ice cream man cause I gave a couple bitches a chocolate creamsicle and they keep asking for more.
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When a white gay man lays on his back, lifts his butt up in the air, and spreads his legs, and then a black gay man puts his penis on top of the white man's penis, and they both ejaculate at the same time. The white man's penis is the dough of the eclair, the black man is the chocolate on top, and their semen is the cream inside.
Robert and Giovanni made a chocolate eclair
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(adjetive) As everyone in the world knows Chocolate chip cookies are the best. Don’t dispute it cuz it is a fact. Chocolate Chips are the key element to making it the BEST and MOST TRIUMPHANT.
Literally meaning- BEST, MOST EXCELLENT, PALATIAL, AMAZING, some times can run along with SEXY.
1. That bz’s party last knight was CHOCOLATE CHIP.
2. I was a little bit too wasted, so I didn’t get to bring my CHOCOLATE CHIP game to the bedroom. Fuck it, she now has hep B.
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A novel that reads quickly; any book that continuously engrosses the reader so much that the book is generally completed in little time; a page-turner. Like chocolate milk, at book that is stimulating and pleasurable to ingest.
I finished the whole Lestat series in less than two weeks. It was chocolate milk.
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