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Invented by Litty Lit (she ain't never gonna quit, lit lit big rip)
Letting one rip by an indivudual whos ass is bakery (thicc)
Litty let one rip this time she followed through, as she waddled away she thought "It's about time I cleaned out that bakery".
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When someone behaves in a way so as to think that you are stupid, when really you are the one playing them.
When the little man drank the poisoned wine in "Princess Bride," Wesley sucked his man boobs clean of fat and milk.
The act of orally pleasuring a woman , lapping up all the juices and sucking on the clit till its clean !
Suzie said to her boy friend "Hey clean out my pumpkin and eat my seeds. "
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The world's most perfect oxymoron
Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
The act, or attempt of trying to accomplish an impossible task.
Laying her and her sister at the same time is like trying to pick up a turd by its clean end...it just ain't happening!
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Being tasked with doing something impossible
"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."
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You saw the title you lazy ass
Today you were told to get off your damn phone and clean your room
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