Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

Clocking In

sticking your penis in a vagina for the first time.

"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"

Grandfather Clock

A giant public version of that time-telling thing you put on your watch. Side Note: Five times out of ten, it is safe to assume that said grandfather clock that you see probably wasn't your grandfathers.

Why do Grandfather Clocks even exist?

Clock of shots

12 shots, usually taken in a short period of time. Can also pertain to gunplay, but usually associated with liquor

I can drink a clock of shots, and not even get a buzz. But give me two beers, and I'm done.

Arabic Alarm Clock

The turbin wearing guy that blows himself up in the morning

Wow my new Arabic alarm clock is great! Too bad it's a one-use only item

clock splatter

A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.

Yo wtf dies clock splatter mean

twenty-four-hour clock

A time system based on the representation of time on a twenty four hour based system

Twenty-four-hour clock systems are 00:01 through 24:00