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A dating website for teens, using virtual penguins. You can try and finesse the players and get them back to your igloo for some fun.
I met this really cute blue penguin on club penguin tonight
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If a friend/relative/significant other says that they’re going or at a club meeting you must and I repeat MUST call the police immediately cuz that bitch is in danger to you, his/herself, and the people around them. DO NOT SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!
Me: Where are you going?
Friend: I’m going to a club meeting
Me: what kind of club meeting?
Friend: A club meeting.
Me: HOLY SHIT CALL THE POLICE
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Kissing somebody to music in a club, tends to be faster than a normal kiss
I met a guy on Saturday night and we were Club-kissing by the speakers for about half an hour, also known as c-kissing
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Another term (somewhat offensive) to refer to Christians and Christianity
Friend 1: Are you still friends with Karen?
Friend 2: No, shes apart of the book club, yikes
Friend 1: Karen is upset that are you insulting her religion
Friend 2: Not the book club getting mad 💀
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A group of misfits that spend the day vigorously fisting eachother's anuses.
"Hey, do you want to come to my youtch club meeting this weekend?"
"Fuck no"
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A person who just stands right next to the dance floor in a club--not socializing, while watching people as they dance.
Look for the creepy groups of guys (club zombies) surrounding the floor. They never get on the dance floor itself; only stand there like a bunch of zombies while silently watching their prey.
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A late-night event hosted at a venue, featuring a DJ or DJs playing dance music.
After the concert, the venue kicked us out so they could set up for their club night.
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