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When a girl has diarrhea on a guys dick and then proceeds to give him oral
She was just gonna give me head, but she had to shit so it turned into a Jacksonville black coffee
an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.
Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.
First you take off a woman's panties and have her hold them over her face. Take a shit on the panties and then piss on it so it filters through onto her face.
That chick was so freaky, she let me give her a Clearwater coffee filter.
Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.
This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.
(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)
Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.
(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)
Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?
The act of spreading a yeast infection via switching from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. This can occur both by accident or on purpose.
I knew that something wasn't right after last night. When I woke up the next morning I realized that there was yeast in the coffee pot.
A very underrated infamous artist. Known as Coffee on some social medias. She draws comics, OCS, and fanart.
Fan of South Park, Deltarune, Nekopara, and Sir Pelo's "Spooky month".
She does various types of artwork like 3D modeling, traditional art, and digital art.
Despite fan theory, Kris is NOT named after the main character in Toby Fox's game "Deltarune".
Coffee has many pets, her most popular pet is a rabbit named "Chara" named after the antagonist in the game "Undertale".
Kris has a twitter account named Coffeethefurbal.
Kris is also a fur suit maker. They have created a fursuit of their fursona "Coffee". Which is where they get their name from.
Someone: WOAH! Is that the artwork of Coffee (AKA Kris)? I gotta follow them!