first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

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you should've come to Shiratorizawa

Seijoh's volleyball captain made a huge mistake and went to the wrong school. Smh Oikawa, smh... He should've come to Shiratorizawa, the best volleyball team ever in the whole universe...

"You should've come to Shiratorizawa, Oikawa Tooru .... but you didn't, what a shame.."

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when wiznorst comes to wiznorst my pizneople come fiznirst

bros before hoes

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come to bed my lover

A seduction sentence used to entice ones sexual partner for some frollicking

As Jean lifted the sheets away to present his ripped and bulging muscly body he whispered longingly "Come to bed my lover.."

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go way come back

like a boomerang

Get out ma face, nah come back here you

when you tell someone or something to piss off but then you change your mind so you tell them or it to come back

"oi go way come back stupid piece of shit. Nah love ya bro"

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Come here go away!

Used to express your contempt about someone, just like "get out of here!" is sometimes used in English.

Ben: "Hey, do you want to drive over to the beach?"

You: "Come here go away! It's so damn hot I feel like I can faint!"

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it's all coming back to you

the slogan used by Boomerang from Cartoon Network, from launch, up to its shitty 2015 rebrand.

"Boomerang, it's all coming back to you!"

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