Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it

I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk

Meme Cop

Some pathetic person who feels like its their duty to tell you your meme is old.

Also Meme Nazi

Yeah, this was funny 8 years ago.

Ok, meme cop

Copping

to buy something

I'm out copping some food, what about you?

Texan cop

1. Coward
2. One who fails to do their duty.
3. Worthless waste of resources.

"Yeah mate I thought mama ducks were supposed to be fiercely protective of their ducklings but the one in this vid just waddled away like a Texan cop."

cop brat

A bratwurst you keep on the side of the grill in case the police show up to your party.

Damn it, Jonesy are the cop brat! If we get busted we are toast!

Cop a choc

This is when someone tells you to no take chocolate, but you do so anyway.

Yo since dad's gone, you wanna cop a choc?

Cop On

Irish term for common sense, the ability to recognise something and do it because you should just know how and when to

Person 1: What am I supposed to do again

Person 2: For Christs sake, would ya have a bit of cop on