a heavily used couch soaked in lean (codeine syrup and sprite mixture)
often sucked out of with all the extra crumbs, dirt and bacteria to get high
This lean couch got me high as fuck man, i sucked out that thing, got extra dirt as well
A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.
Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.
Don't sit on granny's couch!!