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When you're hitting a girl from the back then as you're about to cum you ride her like a horse while jacking off your dick in a circular "lasso like" manner and cum. (Don't forget to slap her ass and yell "yeehaw")
Man me and the wife were doing it doggy style so i decided to pull a Salty Cowboy on her
A delicious, sweet concoction of pickled jalapeños, sugar, corn syrup and spices. Used as a topping for BBQ'd meats or Mexican food. The jalapeños are sliced and then simmered with the other ingredients until they are softened and the flavors have melded together. The Cowboy Candy is then allowed to cool and thicken before being served. YUMMY!
Howdy pilgrim...ya wanna try some Cowboy Candy on top of that Ribeye?
Full time boat cruise captain, part time lumberjack, sometime supervisor.
The "Coldwater Cowboy" is most noted for leaving a fiasco in his boat wake, a disaster in his wood chips and a few tears in the hoistway.
When a guy and girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because, well his hole is in the back.
My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.
When a guy and a girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because well, his hole is in the back.
My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.
A straight up cowboy who’s got a soft spot for the gangster life. Gangster cowboys are tall, fun lovin’, boot wearin’, SOBs, who’s don’t take shit from no one. Everyone loves a gangster cowboy
Girl 1: who’s that guy with the boots and the swag
Girl 2: oh I’ve heard he’s a gangster cowboy
Girl 1: oh f*ck I call dibs 😍🥵
( an insult used between men only: to metaphorically 'grow an extra pair of balls' and take ones responsibilities like a grown man
Incompetent teen son: dad I got my girlfriend pregnant. What do I do?
Father: cowboy up and be a dad. And btw, I am busy ( slams door in son's face)