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the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow
"man, I got cow jacked this morning"
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A man who is half cow, half human, half cheese. Not very intelligent, and whenever you ask them a question there first response is whatttttttt
Person 1; Hey Half Cow?
Person 2: What????????
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A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
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The situation of being in a farmland area and making sure you don't exit on the wrong ramp. A wrong exit could lead to confusing roads and many cows.
Cow alert! What's our exit again?
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"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857
One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.
Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.
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n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.
Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."
Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"
Jack: "I'm so jealous."
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