You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

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I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.

I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.

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yo breath smell like bounce dat ass

a sayin used when somebody breath smells terrible somewhat like a unwashed ass.

Boy: "hey babe wassup"
Girl: "ewww get out my face, yo breath smell like bounce dat ass!"
Boy: "oops my bad I forgot to brush my teeth."

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Oh baby nah dat ain’t gon work

Usually used as a replacement for “ hell nah “ or “ fuck no “. Used in a moment where someone says something that is very ignorant and stupid and it surprised you ( but also not rly because in most cases you see it coming based on the person )

+ You and your crush are having a conversation*

The local, ignorant, white bitch that you have a crush on: “ blm is a racist movement and alm matter “.

You: “ oh baby nah dat ain’t gon work“ .

* you educate his dumbass *

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Cash me ouside how bou dat!

A wanna be Bhad Bhabie would say this

Bruh! Cash me ouside how Bou Dat!

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boy u betta get dat outta here!

boy u betta get dat outta here! is a phrase used by the famous youtuber matt smith (dangmattsmith) meaning that the previous encouter was "naughty" in vocabulary or in meaning

A frog on a unicycle? Boy u betta get dat outta here!

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you ain't know me like dat ho

When someone be dissin' you n' sh*t you say dis sh*t and it helpz. forealz.

n*gga bout to get swung on for actin' a foo'!1~
you ain't know me like dat ho!
oh i see.

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