A common disease found in traffic light ๐ฅ dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan ๐ฆ๐ซ army has been exposed by the Taliban.
A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.
"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"
A polite(ish) way to call out somone who seeks extra-curricular activities outside their relationhip.
1. That cheating bastard has wandering zipper disease!
2. Mr. Smith and Mrs Jones have wandering zipper disease.
N, also known as WPD - A fictitious medical condition that pathologizes being White. Symptoms allegedly include having recessive genes, being passive or weak, lacking confidence, being racist, or wanting to discriminate against others. It might also include being nerdy, dorky, having no game, being overly serious, and being unable to sing, dance, play sports or rap properly.
"Don't get me wrong about Tommy. He's a good person, but he has White People Disease. He is always so serious and doesn't like to party like us brothas."
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The worst disease ever been known to mankind. Only the most unfortunate are diagnosed with it.
Oh man did you feel his nipple!
Yeah man, he had it bad....
Yep, a defanite case of nipple bone disease
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Being addicted to porn.
Originated when, on an episode of Oprah, Kirk Franklin admitted he used to be addicted to porn.
Damn! I can't stop lookin at this porn! I think I'm breakin out with that Kirk Franklin disease!
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Attacks of Mad Sow Disease occur when you are running late for work and are the second car thats been asked to pull forward at the drive through winnow and when your food is brought out the fat sow in front of you refuses to pull up so you can leave because her fat loser 30-something boyfreind wearing a Pokemon t-shirt has gone inside to use the can and she is afraid he won't find her if she moves 20 feet.
I had an attack of mad sow disease at Mickey d's today, this fat sow boxed me in and I was late for work.
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