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Big Back Bison Disorder

To have Big Back Bison Disorder means that you suffer from chronic eating which has caused your back to grow as big as a bison's.

"omg she has big back bison disorder!!!"

by kbnk.z February 2, 2024


Void personality disorder

a personality disorder caused by trauma that affects a persons ability to feel emotions in order to help the brain cope with severe depression. This is also called "emotional numbness"

The bullying got so bad I had void personality disorder for months.

by lemoncharva October 28, 2023


Sink Affective Disorder

Intrusive thoughts or mental illness symptoms experienced as a result of being left alone with your thoughts for too long while washing dishes in a restaurant or other commercial foodservice workplace.

Today the Sink Affective Disorder got to me, I couldn’t stop thinking about all these embarrassing things I did years ago when I was doing the dishes!

by kurvature July 21, 2023


Disord

The thing I do to Mars

I'll disord you

by Ugatok November 17, 2022


Ni-Disorder (Revised)

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.

Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.

2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.

Symptom criteria include:

1. Excessive plans for world domination.

2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.

3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.

4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.

5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."

6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.

7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.

8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)

"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."

by darkness_imperium June 15, 2023


multiple sexual personality disorder

Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering fromwin a multiple sexual personality crisis

Ricky suffered from multiple sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019


multiple sexual personality disorder

Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering from sexual personality crisis

Ricky suffered from multiple sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes January 29, 2019