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A Douche from Los Angeles. Works in the film industry and usually drives a convertible and wears a bluetooth. On the east coast the LA douche is perceived as a person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They are usually not given any attention.
*Tom Cruise is an LA Douche.
*Mark Wahlberg, originally from the east coast has now become an LA Douche.
*A person who goes to school in LA and returns home to the East Coast is now an LA Douche and must be exiled.
A dick hoe nigga, (a.k.a. stepdad) that is a douche bag.
My dick on a douche wants to get a divorce from my mom.
When the usual douche wagon/canoe/nozzle/etc just won't do. A heightened state of total douchebaggery.
"Dude, that guy splattered pee on my shoes at the urinals!"
"Yeah, what a freakin' douche frigate!"
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any annoying twit at your job or other location that you unfortunately had to interact with. One who is full of him/herself and full of sh*t. (do I even need to add that you're tempted to punch them in the head or is that a given?)
see also: side-kick douche
"omg, I couldn't focus on my work, that annoying desk douche, Derek, was making the rounds and boasting to everyone on how he single-handedly saved the company millions when it was really the contractor that was hired that was responsible for it."
"when the desk douche swings by my desk, his annoying conversations make my brain want to jump out of my skull and run away screaming."
"desk douche thinks that his/her rude, inappropriate jokes are hilarious, but no one else is laughing...no one..."
Douche Bag:
1. An object used for vaginal hygiene.
2. A person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities. Specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and irritating actions.
3. One who doesn't think before he speaks or acts.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. One who knows nothing about the subject in which they're talking.
6. One who believes so much in his own misguided convictions that he is oblivious to the fact that they are totally wrong.
7. One who feels the need to push his beliefs or opinions onto other people.
"Who invited this douche bag?"
"I can't believe he said that! What a douche bag"
"Have you met the new guy in accounts? He is a real douche bag!"
Someone who had sex with ample amount of underage girls and is comfortable with doing so
"Karl had sex with that 16 year old, what a Douche Bag
That dude who think's he's so smooth and is committed to getting girls and will often share this traits
1. Uses the word swag
2. Sags Pants
3. Tries to get the girls.
That douche bag just stole my girl.