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I can't remeber where I left my wallet because my brain is so fried from doing too much Bolivian Nasal Dust
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Lust, Rust, Dust
Lust - when the flame is there
Rust - when the flame hasn't been there for a while
Dust - time for a divorce
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Since the term b.s. is too ubiquitous, I like the term horse dust in more polite company
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1) Small food particles (from foods such as pork rinds) that can accumulate on the uvula, causing a prolonged period of uncontrollable coughing.
2) An idiom used for a male who used to be sexually active, but has since struggled in the department of intercourse, in turn accumulating dust on his hang down (penis)
Guy 1: Man, Bobby was such a player in high school but I heard he’s got major hang down dust since then.
Guy 2: *eating pork rinds* Holy shit, I never would’ve guessed that bob— *starts coughing uncontrollably* *regains consciousness* sorry, I got major hang down dust from these pork rinds. Anyway, I never would’ve guessed that Bobby would’ve gotten hang down dust after high school.
The ejaculate of a mature lady, probably over 70 years old.
Matty J: Mate, the other day I pulled this right old munter. I was going down on her when she came and got a face full of Grannies Fairy Dust!
Deano: Respect!
Butch went to supercuts to get his Dixie Dust ruffle permmed in the back just like his cousin Billy Don.
the remnants of shit left in the toilet after you flushed.
person 1: hey joker, you should of checked after you flushed. you left some doo-doo dust in the toilet.
person 2: my bad. i'll be sure to check for doo-doo dust more often.