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It is the art to eat pasta in the most elegant way possible
Mamma mia me a Pasta Eater.
a very stinky person but they are very lovable
a Window eater is the best type of person you CAN meen
person1: Wow they are so cool
person2: yeah they must be a window eater
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Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.
1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.
6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.
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Someone who unintentionally and without control, sporadically finds and eats "air biscuits" after getting high on meth. Often this level of intense and irreversible over-amperage if the result of extended and acute methamphetamine usage. It's often identical in appearance to the physical gestures a zombie would act out whilst roaming for human flesh. Distinguishable by a singular, sudden,rapid and twisting motion of the head to either side. During which the zombie quickly opens and closes the jaw as if to bite a yummies treat that is being dangled just above and out of reach. Repeated at random and frequent intervals.
"Damn that dude's ate up.. I'm surprised that Speed Eater ain't broke his neck yet doin' moves like that!"
Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.
"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"
A hard-ass, a man is above all other men in their manliness. Extreme talent in music or sports.”
“This guitar player is a real mustard eater”
“This guy eats mustard”
To eat the aftermath of sex fluids off of the genital area.
Hey girlfriend. I know your not hungry but you better eat my fuck you Fuck Eater.