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One who councils another late at night and gives them advice on their problems via facbook chat.
"I didn't know what to do until I talked to my facebook guru last night"
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The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.
The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.
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When people post status's of the weather outside..
John: Its snowing hella hard outside!
Alex: No shit dumbass.. quit being a facebook weatherman
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The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.
"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"
"No, I think it blows big-time"
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A crush on a Facebook friend you barely know and weren't attracted to when you did know them. Most likely to occur when you've friended an old acquaintance who's become suspiciously more attractive over the years, due either to a particularly flattering photo or because they've now aged into a range where you could feasibly date them without being considered a perv. These factors, combined with intelligent and thoughtful posts by the subject friend, can lead to a titillating attraction for a mental projection that does not in fact exist. Such crushes are seldom viable in analog space.
I've developed a Facebook crush on Gunnar, but I'm sure it would be a disaster if we really went on a date.
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A polite way of saying no.
Derived from the option of 'maybe' when RSVP-ing to an event on facebook.
That cute girl from history invited me to her little sister's diabetes fundraiser, so I gave her a facebook maybe.
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An individual whose sole purpose of having a Facebook account is to gather as many friends as possible, friending anyone and everyone. Most times this is done to feed an unhealthy ego.
Enos: I just got 10,000 friends on FB. I am the man!
Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.
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