pump fake

This sounds similar to the "gimp pirate" in which you do the above and after you come in her eye you kick her in the shin. Leaving her with her hand over her eye hopping on one leg... like a gimp pirate.

when I asked the guy who told me this if hed ever done it his response was "I never did it to my girlfriend," uhh realllly classy James...

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fake the snake

Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.

“...and so he grabbed her pet snake, ran home, then JUMPED her later on in the night - all whist wearing a cop uniform...” He exclaimed.

“You used a fake the snake, didn’t you mate,” I remarked.

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fake and gay

"fake and gay" is something subscribers of the youtube channel =3 like to litter all over the comment sections of youtube videos regardless of whether the video in question is actually "fake" and "gay" or not because these RWJ drones are too stupid to think of anything original or relevant to say and they have this unfortunate misconception that repeating something ad nuseam is actually cool and funny. All they managed to do is to make themselves look like a bunch of mindless robotic douchetards.

common usage by RWJ drones:

sxephil begging video

"fake and gay"

charlie bit my finger video

"fake and gay"

obama inauguration speech video

"fake and gay"

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Everyone is a fake

Not just Donald Trump, but practically everyone who has ever achieved some degree of worldly success, is a charlatan—people improvise as they go along, hoping that luck and success would conspire to be on their side until they become somebody blessed with many friends (and fiends and foes).

The biographies of many successful people reveal that when faced with hit-and-hope situations, they can’t help but to bluff or fake their way through until they make it—an oft-unspoken common denominator among many rich and famous people is that everyone is a fake at some point, when they’re still a nobody.

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Fake fan

A fake fan is someone who has recently discovered a new film, series, artist, or book and despite only recently learning about it, still claims that they have superior knowledge and refer to it so frequently that it eventually becomes outright disrespectful to the original, larger fan base. Some examples of films which have been plagued by fake fans are suicide squad, deadpool and the recent 'It' film.

"Hey? Did you hear Ryan over there quote the new 'It' film? I bet he hasn't seen the original or read the book."

"I know right! He's such a fake fan!"

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Fake Life

The Sims, a computer game where you create a person and make all their decisions throughout their life, but because it is fake, it is a "fake life."

"Hey dude, do you wanna hang out?"

"No thanks, I'm busy playing Fake Life."

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Fake lit

Low key party or kick back.

How was last night?
Oh, it was hella chill, it was fake lit.

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