The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
Your feet are hella white compared to any other part of your skin.
Guy1- Look at that guy. He's so tan yet his feet could be as white as his ass.
Guy2- No way. He has vanilla feet.
Where a bruh girl has feet like a man and cannot wear heels as their feet are to WHAM! However, their feet size matches that of Doc Martins flawlessy.
I really can't wear heels like for real, but somehow they fit great in boots I guessi was just born with boot feet.
What you say to someone who is violating your personal space out of aggression or stupidity. From the 80's street slang, you want them at least 6 feet away. Today, science reconfirms that mandate.
You and some friends are smokin a doob and some wannabe sidles up, all smiley and shit.
You: Hey, 6 feet fuckhead!
Certain death is imminent. Doom is nearby. Taken from Condoleeza Rice's account of a feared biological poisoning that took place during George W. Bush's presidency. While waiting for test results she was told by an assistant "if the mice are feetup" (meaning the mice lying on their backs dead) then they would soon be dead themselves. If the mice were feet down (meaning the mice were up and walking about), then they would live.
"Dude! What's wrong?"
"The mice are feet up. My girlfriend caught me cheating on her."
has a big shoe size such as size 11's or12's
zyair big feet are hard to find a shoe for
When your feet squeak and make fart noises on the non-carpeted floor, and the person there with you or on the phone with you thinks you're farting.
*can't stop making fart noises*
Josh: Are you feeling okay? You're so gassy.
Mandy: I swear it's just farty feet!