high five leech

a certain person who high fives someone whilst that person is trying to give a completely different person, usually behind the leech, a high five.

Timothy: High five!
Andy: Yeah!
George: Aww yeah! (high fives Timothy's hand before Andy)
Timothy and Andy: WTF, you high five leech?!?!?

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Five Pillars of Islam

1) Belief in Allah & Muhammad
2) Pray 5 times a day facing Mecca
3) Giving of Alms (Tithing)
4) Fasting during Ramadan.
5) A Hajj (pilgrimage) to Mecca

It is every Muslims duty to carry out the Five Pillars of Islam.

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Five Hole

Beneath the male or transsexual scrotum, above the taint, there lies a fleshy patch that when the correct pressure is applied, usually by an erect penis dripping in apple martini lube, gives way and forms its cavernous orifice known as The Five Hole.
This action/location is not limited to gay or transsexual intercourse. Strap-on's and other forms of penetrative objects are permitted. The discoverers of the Five Hole encourage experimentation.

If you would like to learn more on The Five Hole/Variations on The Five Hole also see:

The Russian Mitten
Swashbuckling
Rossing (Bob Rossing)
Muppeteering
Kellering
Squirreling

verb-"Hey Bill, you're looking at me like you wanna go Five Hole or something"
"Let's go Five Hole with our socks on"

noun- "I'm gonna fist your Five Hole"(see RUSSIAN MITTEN)

adjective- "Your chapped lips look Five Hole-ish"

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Level five

a random saying we made up.

Me: Whoa that was cool!

Him: Yeah that was totally Level Five!

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perfect high five

what happens when two individuals put their hands and minds together in such a way that causes a sound unrivaled by any other high five that results in a stop- in- time. Often followed by fist nudges due to the fact that the participants are scared of the fact that they probably will not be able to accomplish a similar feat--ever.

Austin: Yippee Ki-ah!
Taylor: Mother Fuckers!

*smack*
*walk away briskly*


(perfect high five just happened, word.)

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wicked factor five

the optimum level of wickedness on the wicked factor scale, usually accompanied by a showing of five fingers

look at this, its heavy wicked factor five and that

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Slaughterhouse-Five

The most God awful book ever written and reccomend taking acid before reading to understand it.

Tralfamadorian from Slaughterhouse-Five; What the hell even is this?

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