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When someone inherits a large sum of money as a minor but their Executor of Estate spends it all before they become of age. Oftentimes the Executor dies or disappears before they can be held accountable.
My grandpa secretly gambled my entire trust fund away but died before I found out. Oh well, guess I'm just a Failed Trust Fund Baby... feeling entitled but broke a.f.
to go into a push up strong, lose willpower, then cheek plant the floor.
Ana: How's the diet going?
Hazel: Well, it's great, I lost a few pounds... but I decided to add some exercise and ended up doing a semi fail push up.
ALSO PLURAL:
Star: I went to the gym today, and started to do push ups.. it didn't really work out.
Hazel: I call those Semi fail push ups.
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a group of musicians that was originated in Goffstown, New Hampshire. a large variety of music is played, from many Different Artists. Such as, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Trvium, The Darkness, And Many more. band members names can not be included due to Urban Dictionary Rules. the Band does contain a Guitarist, Rhythm Guitarist, Bassist, Singer, And Drummer.
When All Else Fails is by far, the Greatest band i've head in a while.
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When a computer does not restart or come out of hibernation but instead hangs in a state without a display
I tried restarting my computer, but every time it just goes into a Funky-Hibernate-Sleep-Fail
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Following the "your mum" trend, this comeback can be used in most situations. Completely meaningless but completely amazing to use. Basically meaning, your mum had an abortion, but it failed and your still here. "Your dad's condom was a fail." is also appropriate.
"That was a fail."
"Your mum's abortion was a fail."
(Can be replaced with "Your dads condom..")
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A disgusting video, I rather not watch it if you enjoy chocolate milk :), so a young guy is hooking up with 3 girls and one of the girl shitted in the hot tub by accident, so never eat before you go in a hot tub and always poop in the bathroom before you go into a hot tub. :)
Homie 1: yo who wants chocolate milk, I got these from walmart
Homie 2: Me!
Homie 3: ...
Homie 2: whats wrong homie 3?
Homie 3: uhh, Hot tub fail - the accident?
Homie 2 and 1: uhh...
PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.
Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.