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When a girl has diarrhea on a guys dick and then proceeds to give him oral
She was just gonna give me head, but she had to shit so it turned into a Jacksonville black coffee
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an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.
Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.
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First you take off a woman's panties and have her hold them over her face. Take a shit on the panties and then piss on it so it filters through onto her face.
That chick was so freaky, she let me give her a Clearwater coffee filter.
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Having sex in a Restaurant bathroom on Valentines day.
This is a recent description based on advertising suggestion by some new york restaurants that customers should engage in a tryst out side the bedroom this valentine's day. This phrase is used to obfuscate and confuse the compeition. And Brazil is sexy, but coffee filters are not. The combination excites the senses.
(setting: man 1,2 and woman 1,2 eating dinner at table)
Man 1: So, I need to go look for a "Brazillian coffee filter, I'll be right back.
Man 2: What the heck are they talking about?
Woman 1: That sounds interesting, I'll give you a hand you.
(man 1 + woman 1 go to have sex in bathroom)
Woman 2: I'm glad they are gone, what movie do you want to see after dinner?
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An iced variant of Coffee Addiction.
Someone who is addicted to drinking Iced Coffee, from a daily to a semi-daily basis.
An iced coffee addict is someone who's often seen holding a cup of iced coffee.
Person 1: "Did you hear the Rose has become an iced coffee addict?"
Person 2: "Welp, she's now Stressed, Blessed & Iced Coffee Obsessed!"
When an individual does not fit under the category of an “e-boy” or a “fuck boy” but rather fits in the middle of both categories.
“Paulie, you straight up have a coffee boy complex (skinny jeans, loose fitting solid color shirt; typically a dark color, “artsy glasses”, longish hair, and sometimes a beanie).”