(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.
Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?
When you’re in the starfish position edging yourself under the moon and stargazing
Bro I did some moon gooning last night and it’s the most fun you can have by youself.
when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality
robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.
A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!
I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser
A variation of Bosnian Flicker Gooning where one pays 3 or more Bosnian homeless men to continually smash the tip of your penis with a hammer until the atoms in the tip of your penis demolecularize and the individual atoms get split causing a nuclear fission reaction which then causes a nuclear explosion.
Did you know that the Chernobyl explosion was actually caused because an employee performed Atomic Bosnian Flicker Gooning.
A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
“You’re such a Van de gooner!”
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