Hairy Doughnut is a name they used for vagina back in the older days.
"Let me play with your juicy Hairy Doughnut"
The act of applying a commercial grade adhesive to ones upper lip and then subsequently having that individual perform fellatio after not man-scaping for several months.
"OMG Becky you need to wax your mustache, it looks like Chad gave you a Hairy Martinez last night."
The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.
My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.
A short British female who’s exceptionally hairy
Did you see that hairy Neri pass by, she needs to shave
A pokemon go player who straps his iPhone to his wrist then spanks the mankey until it evolves.
Man that guys mankey is so strong bet he's just a hairy turncul trainer
A fun name for especially hairy female genitalia.
Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.
Where a girl despises pubic hair, so she either rejects sexual activity or shaves it for you.
"heh heh heh.." -unzips your pants-
"What the fuck!? You need to shave! I'm not touching that till that shit is GONE."
Damn Hairy Hamersly.