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hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.

Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

by Knacker Sack September 16, 2015


hairy barnacle

Basically a nipple.

Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.

I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?

by SlipperyGypsy01 November 30, 2017


Hairy Kaleidoscope

The hairy kaleidoscope is a sexual act that involves 2 sets of men docking and making very intense eye contact.

"I walked in on my boyfriend and his 3 "best friends" doing the hairy kaleidoscope"

by Ivy E May 4, 2023


Hairy box

A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.

Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022


Hairy Kipper

To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.

Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"

Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."

OR

"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"

by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021


hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017


Hairy Gravedigger

A femboy who has a hairy, shovel-shaped penis who likes to munt with his brother.

Dang, that guy Steven is a real Hairy Gravedigger

by MunterWhitmoyer April 2, 2024