have you seen jeremy?

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

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Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

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I have a blue car

Originating from internet forums where miscellaneous discussers made it easier to brag by just saying "I have a blue car"

Sure you got laid last weekend but I have a blue car.

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have good and get give

Enjoy all the things coming and going your way. Usually said while passing a co worker down the hall. Buff Tanner was caught saying that, and it's caught on like wildfire in DFW area.

Dude 1: I gotta go! I just got paged by that nympho.
Dude 2: Aight! Have good and get give!

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I have 3 balls

A phrase meaning: "I am special" (not 'special' in the handicapable sense). Used when someone ask what makes you so special or what your problem is. Or commonly used when bored or striking up a conversation with a woman (not really). I think I should note that I really do have 3 testicles (for your consideration ladies).

My Homeboy:"What makes you so special that makes you able to rap you cracka!?"

Me:"I have 3 balls..."

My Homeboy:"Woah... Forget I asked..."

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YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK

Trolling material used for trolling flat-chested women, or women in general due to blunt offensiveness. Coined in the movie The Hangover.

MY FRIEND THINKS YOUR BONERIFIC AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

PS: YOU HAVE AN AMAZING RACK

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have dildos in your pocket

To be stupid or dumb

"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"

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