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When a man sticks his Penis between another man's bum cheeks and in his bumhole.
Big Tom had the horn for Steve and really wanted to veggie his Valley!
Giving him a hand-job, jacking him off, manually stimulating him
On their first date, she ended up feeding his duck.
a thing that jojo says when people die, because he thinks corpses are tasty. If someone is not actually dead, but he thinks they are dead, he will still say it anyway
He is dead, FEAST ON HIS CORPSE
he masturbates
"dawn timothy must flick his pickle a lot because he hasn't hit that in a while."
Emptying a full trailer so that it can be filled again. ...What a still operator will tell the chopper driver when he's looking for the truck driver.
"Dude where's the next truck?"
"Oh, he's dumping his load, he'll be there in 5 minutes."
Overplayed his punt; (v) When someone does something that ends up way more remarkable than his initial effort.
When you see a total dork-ass feeb with a hot chick, you say; Wow, that dude really overplayed his punt to end up with her!
It's like when a football team recovers the ball and scores on a kick away.
When a guy pulls of a terrible pick up line, but gets laid anyway.