human shoulder

A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.

Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.

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Human Swastika

The strange, swastika-shaped position a writhing body sometimes takes when partially constrained and is either being tickled or attempted to be further restrained and is putting up a fight (all in good humor and consent, of course).

Did you see Deanna at the party the other night? When Jerry handcuffed one of her hands to the bed and started tickling her with that feather duster, she make a human swastika to keep away from it!

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Human Coldsore

Someone who is disease-filled, exhibited by scabs all over his body. Disease is typically obtained by long stays in Thailand, and the occasional trip to Gold Coast. Has been down the yellow river many times!

Rice-cakes is the human coldsore. Must have got it from that Minga he fucked today.

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Human Tampon

A Posh way of Saying 'I want To Shag You'
Also used By Royalty

'I want to be your Human Tampon'
'Baby Let Me Be Your Human Tampon'
Iwas Jessica's Human Tampon Last Night'

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Sub-human

An unemployable middle aged ear flipper

Hills!, as a human being you are Sub-human

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perfect human

Phil Lester

"Have you seen Phil? He is literally a perfect human!"

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human wax

after oral sex, ejaculating in someones hair and saying you didn't mean it

oh no i am rally sorry, look what i've done

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