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When you wake up with such a large hard on that it looks like you a VC crawling under your blankets!
Good morning Vietknob! Jesus Christ. You had better make sure there's not a gook tunnel ratting your boxers.
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When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.
"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"
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Defines a pronounced degree of pain. Commonly used as a statement of disapointment or loss.
"You mean you gave him a rusty trumpet and he gave you a strawberry shortcake?!?! That hurts like a sunday morning shit."
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When you have been Playing/Or chating Online and you want to go to sleep But its Morning So instead of saying Good Night you say Good Night Morning Or GNM
Good Night Morning (GNM)
User1: Hey Im going to bed right now im really tired :)
User2: ok then GNM
user1:GNM:)
Good Night Morning (GNM)
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Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
Sentence from the mouth of an sofisticated Irish potato with lettuce on his head.
He uses that sentence for welcoming everyone watching his wonderful animated clips in real life.
Irish potato known as Jacksepticeye
Jacksepticeye- TOP ON THE MORNING TO YA LADIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE AND WELCOME TO A SURGEON SIMULATOR VIDEO!
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A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.
"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."
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