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An absolutely sick 80s Aussie band. They are mainly known for the song "Down Under" which Luude remixed recently (both are bangers). There music videos are also amazing for the time, especially "Down Under" and "Dr Heckyll and Mr Jive".
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Loose trousers that feel like pyjamas but are acceptable to wear at work.
I love my work pyjamas, they are so comfortable!
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Camouflaging yourself at work to blend in with or behind the furniture while you slack. Typically done the day before a vacation or on a Friday.
Man, I didn’t get anything done today. My work camouflage was in full effect.
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Chest hair shaved to have the borders of a sweater. When done with adequate amounts of full, thick chest hair, it can substitute for an actual sweater when you are short on clothing.
Henry: "Dude, have you seen Chad's work sweater?"
Frank: "Yeah, man. Even when he got no clothes, he still ready for work."
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The minute in every twelve hour period (on a 12-hour clock) where work cannot be found.
Thought to have originated with 404.
Management was not pleased to discover that the no work minute had made its way into the office building, but what else could we do every day at four minutes after four; there was no work to be found after all.
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"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"
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As a women's weakest point is her chest, the best way to fight one is to repeatedly punch her breasts. For maximum effectiveness, punch with a steady "1,2,1,2" rhythym.
*CAUTION* does not work well with large breasts. Your blows bounce off and you are hit with recoil.
Alex: What are you doing to that girl spencer?
Spencer: I'm working the boobs!*POW! KerBIFF! BOING!*
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