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J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

by Burt Maass March 13, 2008

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The J-slur

The J-slur, also known as ''Jorik'' is a derogatory way to refer to a guy with blonde/brown hair who likes to lick door handles.

Calling someone a ''Jorik'' can be very painful for some people so be careful

Jimmie: lmao wtf, he licks doorhandles
Joost: lmao let's call him the J-slur

by LijmPistool June 16, 2022

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J Flash

Something that is really cool, hip, good or attractive.

"Those socks are so J Flash"
"Connor is looking so J Flash today"

by bitchassnegro April 28, 2016

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Jockin J

when a female hits on/flirts with/touches/talks to/texts the male you currently are dating/hooking up with/or like; tends to be found in sophomores; annoying

"WHO IS THAT GIRL HITTIN ON YO MAN? JOCKIN J!"

by pissedoffbigtime01 June 5, 2009

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car-j

A vehicular object used for transportation of people and goods, typically to Taco Bell.

Although generally burnt orange in appearance, various car-j’s have existed and manifest into existence routinely.

Famous drivers of car-js include Joe Pesci, Sam O’Lina Gnocchi (inventor of gnocchi), and Irving R Shyster.

Ask another question and I’ll hit you with my car-j.

by R-Dave September 23, 2020

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medium j

a smart ass asshole with curly hair

A medium j would say whatever you say doesn't matter.

by krazedhatchetgrl December 6, 2004

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j-ho

A Japanese woman prone to promiscuous, wonton and tawdry behavior. Often seen in the Roppongi district of Tokyo getting plastered with low-life gaijin such as GIs from nearby bases.

Yo dudes, let's leave base tonight and go party in Roppongi! We can get really wasted and pick up some J-hos! Damn! Glad I am not in Iraq.

by Tokyo gaijin June 23, 2007

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