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a complete jerk on Youtube asking for people to thumbs up there comment. Often to boost an internet ego that dosentr exist.
"Thumbs up if this comment if you got here through dogs farting"
@ shut up you thumbs up jerk
A thoughtless and generally narcissistic freestyle musician that frequents parties with the soul intent of hijacking the gathered crowd for his own need of an admiring audience. Typically, the musician will arrive with an instrument (drum, accoustic guitar, or didgeridoo) in hand, find the most densely populated area of the party, and proceed to play, despite the activities or interest of the people around him. Often, they will play with their eyes closed and conveniently ignore the jeers and looks of disapproval. Other musicians may be invited to play, but will quickly find themselves challenged by technique or speed in order to establish the better musician.
He started playing his drums in the middle of the living room, with complete disregard for the people that were chatting and enjoying each others company. I will never invite that drum-circle jerk to a party again!
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To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.
Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.
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What guy's do even if they don't have free time...it is something you make time for.
I gave up coffee in favor of a good jerk n spurt for my 9 o'clock break.
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the shit that comes out of your dick hole after rubbin one out.
bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.
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A more polite way of saying, "go F**K yourself!"; especially in front of a young(er) audience.
Jack: "I would have saved you a slice of that pizza if you had asked."
Pete: "Go jerk yourself"
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