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Jesse

As a Jesse I can confirm this to be accurate. We love nikes, super picky about shoes. Nerds at heart, anything we feel strongly about we tend to be very stubborn. Can be too forgiving but for the right person thats okay. Loves sleeping in probably way too late, unless in the mood to be a morning person which is quite rare. Sense of humor heavily relies on sarcasm and horrible puns that make you cringe. Dosent like large crowds and can be seen as antisocial unless they are with friends in which case they dont shut up. We mean well although we say alot of stupid shit. We love a challenge, always.....

Bro that jesse guy is kinda odd...

by Potato_slapper October 7, 2019


jesse

a fatass nigga that would eat anything that pops up in his, when he gets out of the shower he still has a black neck also known for getting no girls and being ugly in general and short.

eww look its jesse the fatass

by fortnitegodxx2cool4u November 24, 2021


Jesse

The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:

Samantha: OMG Jesse railed me and split my cervix into 5 pieces with his horse cock I love him.

by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021


Jesse

The man the myth the legend. Probably married to a Jenny and plans to have 2 boys and 2 girls. He’s the dopest dude ever

Aww man she’s got herself a jesse. She so luckyyyy

by Seriouslywhy December 24, 2020


Jesse

Wants to fuck his cousin

Jesse really wants fuck his cousin.

by Turkey gravy and orange juice May 23, 2019


Jesse

I boy with a woman's name.

Also known as a bundle of sticks (see definition for faggot)
Fruity roommate

Hey, when are we going to kick that faggot Jesse out of the group? He's a big, tangy, fruit cake

by November 23, 2021


Jesse

Jesse is a sweet loving amazing guy he lives girls with the name kaylee, kaley or kalee he thinks their cute af he loves when they cuddle with him!!!

Omg jesse is so cool

by Omgheshitlol March 25, 2018