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Kelli Elliss's are extremely beautiful and hard to come by. If you are lucky enough to meet one she'll probably be reading a book or napping. They listen to cool music and watch funny tv shows but dont piss her off because she'll flog you in a fight. She's a trend setter, everyone wants to be her because of how old and tall she is. It is impossible not to love everything about her.
Girl: Damn did you see how fine Kelli Elliss was looking today
Boy: Oh my god yeah, I'm so jealous of Levi
A "dirty Kelly" is when you go out in public completely naked late at night with a girl who doesn't mind having sex on the hood of your car, a park bench, or the neighbor's trampoline.
I went for a dirty Kelly behind the Walmart last night with a chick I met on the clearance aisle.
When you use your rose toy with a homeless man.
“Aw man I didn’t get any sleep last night all I could hear was my mom getting a dirty Kelly downstairs!”
Curt is such a meme! The best guy you will ever meet on minecraft! Always ready to play! Will travel. A true giver in every sense of the word. Easy to be with. Makes you feel too comfortable from the very first moment.
Curt is my man
Curt Kelly is here for you!
Vicky Kelly is someone who always misses the bus. "What door closes is another that opens". A Vicky Kelly is usually late and can be found in a pub.
Person A : Where is Vicky Kelly?
Person B : Shes probably late.
Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.
Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work
When you cant take a hint and go full crazy when you don't get what you want. A psycho version of beast mode.
"Bro she went Full Kelly Mode on me today and had to call the cops"