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A female/male/hermaphrodite performing fellatio while on their knees.
Me: I'd like to have a great time tonight.
Her: Well what did you have in mind?
Me: I was thinking of wining and dining, but maybe we can skip that and head right to the age-old "knee fad". I need to wake up early tomorrow and figured it would help me get to sleep faster
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Her: 8====D-- -- ------ 0
When you know you are bad at something but blame it on your body because of an injury
Dude you’re not gonna make that shot you’re ass
*misses shot poorly*
Not with this knee
When you know you are bad at something but decide to blame an injury
*Misses net*
Not with this knee
The saying you say after someone fucks your knees.
"MY FUCKING KNEES"
A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.
"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."
When effeminate men wear shorts too small showing too much knee; also known as kneevage.
"Nice knee cleavage, are those your sister's shorts?"
When you’ve had your knees coloured by a green highlighter
Have you heard? Pete’s been diagnosed with green knee again