You know what time it is!

A statement relating to going to the bar and making everyone else know they are also required to go to the bar. Usually responded with the word 'MONEY' from everyone else who are heading to the bar.

A: "You know what time it is!"
B: MONEY!

A: "You know what time it is!"
B: DRINKS!

A: "You know what time it is!"

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you know I love ya

What the object of your affection says when they sense you're interested but just want to be friends. (Esp. in text messages "U noe I luv ya")

You: "Oh okay nevermind then we don't have to meet up today."
Him/Her: "Yeah sorry. You know I love ya!"

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You don't know ball

A cringey phrase being used by the cretinous Instagram-generation to devalue another person's opinion about football. Regardless of the fact that the validity of that person's opinion usually spot on.

The origin of this phrase is hazy but it came in after those of the age 22 years and under decided to start using unnecessary Americanisms to describe the English game in an effort to sound cool. Thus the term "ball" came in at the expense of the term "football".

See also "baller" e.g "dude that Kevin De Bruyne is a propah ballllller". Just stop thinking you're American you plums!

Nigel "Harry Kane doesn't show up at finals or semi-finals. He's decent but he is nowhere near world class. The statistics back me up on this"

Instagram obsessive clueless oik "you don't know ball fam- he is world class so put sum respeck on da name. I don't care about statistics or facts I just think my opinion is as valid as your facts. Plus I say actually and literally a lot"

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do u know da way

Do you know da way? If not. I vill show u da way.

Hey Garret ... Do u know da way?

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da mamma knows da story

your secret is OUT!!!

boy: da mamma knows da story
other boy: i told you to tell no-one

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i know exactly where you are

cyphers ultimate thats pretty good, it can show whos alive and where their location is and the enemy gets notified. Its not like sovas dart and doesnt keep tracking the enemy, instead it shows that position they are in and once they move they dont show.

Cypher: I know EXACTLY where you are
Sova: mm yes i move so now u cant find me hahahahahahaha

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I don't know what to say

Often used when someone says something that is obviously a wrong/mistake/undependable, and the person who is listening can't say anything to defend his actions.

Jack: I missed the deadline for applying to NYU, because I read the email wrong.

Sam: They gave us a one week extension for that exact reason? Why didn't you submit it.

Jack: I was just so lazy about it.

Sam: I don't know what to say Jack, I guess that's a lesson learned.

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