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Person A: do you know Sho Last Name
Me: Yes, it's me
Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO
I'm not good enough to long last.
When a tweaker has been on such a long binge that they have no concept of time and believe they're previous actions happened only an hour or day ago when it was actually a week ago.
No way man, that wasn't yesterday when that happened, it was last tweak.
a post-nuclear war story by ishipjawnlock on wattpad and ao3
it took me so just a few hours to read the last men on earth. it was so good, I couldn‘t put my phone down!
I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.
I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.
A sex move for couples who are really kinky, A person performing oral will have the other persons legs wrapped round their neck so they can’t get out and the aim is for the person to bring the other partner to climax while the legs are getting tighter round their neck or they end up in hospital from loss of oxygen
Person: Where am I
Person 2: you’re in hospital we were doing the last supper but you failed
No, it was clearly that. It may have TURNED INTO a Dionysius feats but no it was that, initially.
Hym "No that first photo WAS the last supper and whoever did it for that reason. You're like the motherfucker that stole my laundry basket. I had 2 soft plastic laundry baskets and 1 hard plastic laundry, right? I left one in the basement overnight and it disappeared so I assume it was the landlord getting rid of it (as per the policy) but NO! My neighbor stole it. I see it down there sometimes with laundry in it. Now, if I confronted her about it, what do you think they would say? Do you think they would say 'Yeah, sorry, you can have it back?' NO! They would lie and say they bought it but it is THE SAME EXACT LAUNDRY BASKET and no one in this complex had one but me UNTIL I LOST MINE. It's mine. They stole it."
A retard "Maybe they just-"
Hym "Nope."
A retard "You don't know that they'll lie-"
Hym "If they stole it they did it because they planned on lying about doing it. Literally every act of wrongdoing has a subsequent lie attached to it. The stole it and will lie about it when confronted. I don't have to have hard evidence to draw the conclusion an be justified in the belief that they stole it and, if they did steal it, it isn't a belief. Those guys are impersonating me. These people are deliberately trying to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I wrote the last scene and general themes of the Joker. I solved the problem of perception and am the creator of A.I. You're a piece of shit for participating in this."