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Get your clumps in a log

A synonym of 'Get your shit together' Based off of the clumping of poop marbles together to form a log.

Wes: Hey man, Hows it going?

Isak: Been unemployed for awhile now and Lisa's gonna be wanting child support soon.
Wes: Sounds like you need to get your clumps in a log dude.

by Colegade July 8, 2009

31๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Log Cabin Republican Syrup

White jizzy cummy syrup in a penis shaped bottle.

Jim McGreevy likes Log Cabin Republican Syrup on his pancakes

by Alligator Fuckhouse May 6, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toss a log to the lawn Gods

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

by C Bailey March 19, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


rocky mountain log slide

When you crap a steaming hot log between a girl's rocky mountains (boobies)

Yo man I did a rocky mountain log slide on my girl last night.

by strdr505 February 23, 2014

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Log off social media

To masturbate.

You've just put down your phone, late at night, and its time to log off social media.

by cod_machiine May 3, 2019

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Rocky Mountain Worm Log

When having intercourse anally with another individual that is riddled with pinworms and as a result the giving party pulls out with some excrement and pin worm on their penis.

I finally nailed Samantha after she got off from work and noticed I had a Rocky Mountain Worm Log after I started giving it to her in the ass.

by Specter Jake January 25, 2018

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north carolina lincoln log

you drop trow, take a dump on your girls tits, and titfuck her with the shit

man, last night, i north carolina lincoln logged this chick i met at the club

by johnny someone January 10, 2009

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