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When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...
Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"
Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."
The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.
"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"
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A situation in which people put on blindfolds and masturbate people they cannot see.
The teacher lead a blindfold masturbation session with his students.
Circle jerk at military school
You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.
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A individual so weak minded that has nothing better to do than to masturbate to the cuts on his body.
Alejandro is such an emo masturbator I'm going to get a ppo on him .
The act of laughing at or enjoying your own jokes to such an extent to which it may be seen to cause you arousal.
Steve: Don't you find it weird how Dave always laughs at his own jokes? They aren't even funny...
James: Yeah, he's really into joke masturbation.
A day where you HAVE to masturbate, the date is May 7th
"Holy fuckin shit bro National Masturbation day is today"
"cool"