meat cap

A latenight snack such as a hamburger, hot dog, or other such product that takes the place or supplements a round of drinks.

Hey Dude, it's been a big night, wanna come over at 2am for a meat cap? I'll fire up the grill.

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gay meat

1. A guy who walks into a gay bar or hook-up establishment for the first time, who is instantly sized up by the drunken crowd, as to his sexual potential.
2. Also, a trick, conquest, or one-night stand.

Saturday night in LA is famous for the continual parade of awkward gay meat from out-of-town into the clubs on Santa Monica Boulevard.

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Meat Pulling

1. The task of stroking a man's genitalia with the use of the hands

2. A handjob

3. The assigned duty of one to prepare the meats necessary to making a sub at Jimmy John's

Jimmy John's employee 1: " If Natalie is on reg and Ashley is doing bread, then who's meat pulling today?"

Jimmy John's employee 2: " I think Andy is"

Andy: "I already had my meat pulled last night!"

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meat tulip

A pretty vagina

Hey lady. I like your meat tulip!

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Meat Patch

Conjested area of meaty erections.

Katie: You coming?

Nicole: im not going in, its a meat patch in there.

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meat maggot

Something that exists only in the mind of Wades.

CONNOR: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*

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stick meat

any type of meat served on a stick or skewer, obtained at a carnival, festival, or foreign land. Sometimes the meat itself is unknown, but grilled and delicous

Chowed down on some stick meat at the carnival

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