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Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018


Mentalness

When Donald Trump runs for the presidency of the USA and he’s elected president.

- Have you heard Donald trump was elected president of USA?

- That´s pure mentalness!

by H Clinton October 10, 2018


bitchy mentality

Term used by one jealous shit stirring arsehole who has nothing better to do with their time than stick their nose in other peoples lives.. These people need to get a life of their own before they experience a rather large slap from a bigger momma bitch than they are...

'Nice to see you've still got that bitchy mentality' right back at you ya cum swallowing bucket!!

by Chief Charles bitch eloise February 20, 2020


mentally gerrarded

When your thoughts are so deep and profound that when explained to other, more average people they perceive it as silly or simply, inconceivable due to their lack of mental capacity.

You wouldn't understand... im mentally gerrarded

by gerrylemieux August 31, 2012


Mental Blindness

Not to be confused with mind-blindness.
The inability to see certain things due to them being excluded from your vision by your brain. This is most common with things that obscure your vision or are unnecessary for you to see but it can potentially happen to anything. For some people, they will be able to see it after either looking again or having it pointed out to them but some people will still be unable to see it. Mental blindness can play a part in some optical illusions.

Despite looking at the entire map, I could not see the part with my location due to my mental blindness.

by Shugunou March 23, 2023


Mentally Fat

A term that can be used to describe someone who is lazy, or even just stingy. A person who hogs all of their food, even if a starving person asks politely.

Wyatt: "I didn't have any breakfast, and Spencer is being Mentally Fat."
Spencer: "I'm not fat!"
Wyatt: "I said you were Mentally Fat!"

by Adumb50 May 13, 2010


Bearded Mentality

A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.

Pleb: "How did you do that?!?"
Bearded: "Its all about developing that Bearded Mentality, brother".

by OfficialJD July 21, 2022