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1. The iconic cartoon character mouse of Walt Disney.
2. In the Hungarian porn industry, a Mickey Mouse is a photo of the performer with 2 forms of id to prove they're of age. The 2 ids form 'Mickey mouse ears' as they're held beside the face.
We need a copy of your Mickey Mouse before we shoot.
A terrifying supreme being who has power over all of us. Usually resides in nightmare land, or on the Disney Channel.
Person 1:I had a terrifying dream about a mouse..
Person 2: OMG!! was it mickey mouse?!?
A demon known for kidnapping children and beating them until they the cried infinitely.
MICKEY MOUSE CLUB HOUSE COME INSIDE IT'S FUN INSIDE.
Black dude wearing red homemade pampers
Guy 1 Hey you saw that mickey mouse guy over there.
Guy 2 Ya he got nice tights. *laughs
What a bunch of feral boys. And then there Mickey Mouse I guess
Mice dont like cats….so do a mouse a four and eat a pussy
Guy 1: “Man my misses and I have been fighting she wants me to eat her pussy…?”
Guy 2: well mate, sounds like you better go do a mouse a favour…..and eat a pussy!”
When you use the computer for too long with a mouse somewhat far away, your muscles in that arm and shoulder get tense and stiff, leading to soreness and tightness.
Looking at porn for 8 hours straight lead to some serious mouse arm in my non jacking arm