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The girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. Usually with something known as a 'muffin top,' or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. Ew.
Also, said 'trucker muffin' will refuse to stop truckin' while begging for sexual activity or attention of some kind.
Damn, trucker muffin's got JT on a leash and it ain't pretty.
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1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females
1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer
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A hot alternative or punk girl. Tattoos and piercings are key.
Remember that alterna-muffin we met at the Blink concert last weeekend? Yeah, I tapped that!
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Particularly fine, fuckable breasts.
Look at those tasty Jizz Muffins.
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A way of describing a girl's cleavage, referring to the way a muffin top looks. Especially girls in low cut shirts that know they are showing off a little.
Did you see that girl?
Yeah, shes selling muffins!
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not a muffin but a name that degrades someone so bad it counts as a walrus slap
Jill your the biggest hor ever, said Tim
Tim your a fucking dill muffin retorted Jill
Oh my god you got fucking own bitch hole said Taylor
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