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When you drunk hook up with someone and, after leaveing them the next morning without giving them your number or any contact information. Then they hunt you down on myspace, and try to contact you.
I totaly hooked up with this girl the other night, but she myspace bang'n book busted me. Now i have to explane why i never called.
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{cheen-ga-sue-myspace}
a phrase often used from the mexicans aKa latinos.
variation to
chinga tu madre translation: fuck your mother.
but rather than fucking someones mother, which is a great insult, you are fucking their myspace.
chinga su myspace translation: fuck his/her myspace
>stub your toe<
"Chinga Tu Madre!!"
or
"Chinga Su Myspace!!"
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Going to view someones profile more than once a day.
Quit Facebook/Myspace creepin' on your ex!
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When a friend tells you something both in person and via MySpace. Often greatly reduces the weight of a statement. Used when one is unsure of another's attention to their received MySpace comments.
(MySpace comment from: *Joshy-Tosh*): I got in a car accident dude.
Joshua Toshen: "I got in a car accident dude."
You: "Yeah I saw your MySpace comment. Nice Myspace/real life redundancy."
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A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.
In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.
Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"
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Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.
Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo
Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...
Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?
Abby: ew mike your such a pervert
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When one uses either facebook or myspace to look at people or try to meet people and they see the picture of a good looking person. Once they meet up the one that thought the person on myspace or facebook was good looking, find out that that person is infected with "She/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome".
guy1:hey, dude... i met this girl on myspace and she looks hot.
guy2:yeah.... i've seen her and she has the she/he looked better on facebook/myspace syndrome.
guy1:shit...
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