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National Aimsey Day

A holiday made for AimseyTV in spite of National Ranboo Day celebrated the 27th of every month.

Person A: hey wanna hangout

Person B: I can't it's National Aimsey day

by o_Orbit_o February 17, 2022

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Kiss Day

On October 5th, you can make out or kiss anyone.

โ€œBruh this dude aint kissing anyone on National Kiss Day lmaoooโ€

by YoungMartini October 5, 2018

15๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Library of Wales

One of the dying libraries in the UK.

We love good libraries.

Director is said to have had an affair with his former secretary who also knits in the library. The archive houses such records - or maybe just rumours? A weird guy is often seen there with glasses and an iPad, trying to make himself important because in fact, he is not. He has worked there for years, still attending Welsh classes. C'mon 'gwd boy', the ancient lingo is not that difficult! Dysgwch!

You can get married in the library now, you know?!

No concept. Twitter and Facebook pages - boring.

Must visit soon.

Need to check the internet for free at the National Library of Wales, maybe with the iPad.

by bombolom February 10, 2011

30๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Fortnite Day

The day in which Fortnite is the only game anyone can play for 24 hours and if any other games are played within these 24 hours, your balls will be run over by a monster truck.

National Fortnite Day is the coolest day of the year because Fortnite is my favorite game!

by MuffinFarts February 3, 2019

194๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Rape Day

A day where rape is acceptable (it is never acceptable, if you rape sombody, rot in hell!). This day was made by men who think rape is funny and not something that is harmful. They also think harrasment, pedophilia, sexual harrasment, and much more is acceptable. Rape is a horrible thing. Stay safe ladies and all those who identify as female. It is said to be April 24th, so be extra careful. Try to have an item to protect yourself with at all times; taser, pepper spray, knife (if legal), brass knuckles or knuckle knives. A pen is also somewhat effective. Your elbow is a very strong bone. Stay safe y'all.

Someone identified as male: *whistles or tries to touch identified female*
Someone identified as female: leave me alone
Someone identified as male: chill shawty, its national rape day *says slurs of any sort*
Someone identified as female: that's not a real thing, leave me the fuck alone
Someone identified as male: *tries to get substantially closer*
Someone identified as female: *staps (with self defense object), jabs male in face with elbow or kick in crotch area, anything and runs*

remember, you are valid, you are not an object, stay safe. or at lease know how to use your elbow bone to jab. also you can keep a pen in your posession to stap with.

by a girl who cares about people April 14, 2021

162๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


dope fresh nation

a cool,dope, or awsome nation.

dope fresh nation saaan!.

by savvy96052005 July 16, 2015

19๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


National Honor Society

An exclusive club open to students who have at least a B+ average. About 99% of the people in NHS could honestly care less about the club itself and the only reason they joined in the first place is because they know they have good grades and just want it to look good on a college application. These people on NHS could care less about helping the school and their community as long as they can use being on NHS to get into a good college/university. However, there actually, usually is one or two students on NHS who actually join it out of the goodness of their hearts.

Girl 1: We have to feed soup to the homeless tonight? Ew!
Girl 2: Yeah, it's for National Honor Society. I hate this club so much, but at least it will look good for college!

Girl 1: Yeah.

by Firebirdy1999 April 19, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž