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Similar to a Blumpkin, except that the girl is sitting on the toilet taking a poo or pee and giving oral to a guy that is standing up. It derives its name from the term chicken head, for the oral. Hen house refers to laying an egg, or taking a poo or pee. And Alabama... well if you put the name of a Southern State on something it just sound gross, but in a funny way.
Jenny gave Billy an Alabama Hen House last night, and I got it on film!
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It's a form sexual act that consits of a female defecating while a male forces his genitalia in her rectal cavity.
Dude as i forced my dick up her ass, she took a wicked warm dump and that shit ran all down my balls it felt like i was down ridin' in them alabama mud holes.
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Decatur Alabama is the Huntsvilles toilet, coincidently Hartselle is Decatur Alabama's toilet. It's slightly better than Cullman Alabama
Bruddah numbah one: Hey is there anything goin on in Huntsville?
Bruddah numbah two: na. What about harselle?
Bruddah numbah one: I'm not going to that hick town, lets just see what's happening in Decatur Alabama
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1. A vigorous and bestial hillbilly form of intercourse where in the man enters his partner (male or female) from the rear. The position gets it’s name from the unique habit of propping one leg up presumably for purposes of leverage, on a nearby raised surface such as a pig trough or fence rail so that the testicals appear to dangle. See also, Shaka Zulu Style
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“I come in the barn and there was Earl a’fuckin Jethro amongst the hay bails, and he just grins at me and asks if I want a lil Alabama crab dangle”.
“Charles had been an indifferent lover with Emma and it was left to Rudolpho to teach her the intricacies of the Alabama cab dangle beneath a canopy of beach leaves along the riding path by her home.”
Flaubert, “Madame Bovary”
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when a women gives birth to a baby boy and the boys dick rubs her in just the right place to give her an orgasm, which in some cases makes the boy go hard which gives the doctor troubles with pulling him out of the vagina. Generally only occurs in teen pregnancies
Synonym: Berserkfury, Chaosblade
last year my girl gave me an alabama blowpop and then i fucked her. she got pregnant. the other day she had an alabama pussy pusher while giving birth!!! the doctor needed a whole hour more to get him out because little jonny went hard!
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When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it.
It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub.
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To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.
Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.
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