Noah Wallace

Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!

Noah: She is a hottie

Mark: really,way you say that Noah

Noah: she has nice butt and stuff

Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)

Noah: shut up ass hole!!!

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noah carl

a fool who is almost funny and sounds like a sesame street guy. he often sucks the pink cigar

if elmo was a real person, he would be called noah carl

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Nah (Noah-Shira)

Nah (Noah-shira) is the best couple you will ever meet. You will usually see them chilling while “N” is giving “AH” heartwarming compliments while she is bright red ☺️.

Nah (Noah-Shira)is the best couple out there

Noah Lee Moore

Noah Lee Moore is a sixteen y/o (during 2013), who lives in the United States of America. He's really good friend and he gives the best dick. He's mixed and really tall. He's funny and an "idol" to some of the kids in his neighborhood. He likes rap and has the zodiac of a Taurus. He falls in love easily and loves to mess around. On a scale of one to ten... someone like this is a sure 11... THOUSAND :)

"Do you know that kid at the high school; Noah Lee Moore?"

Noah's Ark-ing

To take things two at a time, most generally referring to food.

Kim is just Noah's Ark-ing the watermelon!

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nasty noah's ark

When someone is passed out on the bathroom toilet everyone in the house jerks off on his face. After group ejaculation is complete a jar of olives is dumped on the victims face representing the olive branch in the noahs ark fable. To simulate the biblical flood the tub is plugged and ran on full as well as the tiolet made to overflow. When the victim realizes his demise he is laughed at and dubbed noah for the remainder of his life. If pets are present in the house they are all locked in the bathroom with the flood.

Willy passed out at the party last night and everyone there pulled the old "nasty noah's ark" on him. We all laughed and started calling him noah.

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noah's ark

Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut

It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.

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